THE WEEK IN McCABE S-13 #8

TRADES

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M L INJURIES
Roscoe Durbin
Roscoe "P-Coletrain" Durbin was just out for 2 weeks. He had a stiff groin after watching a Lady Ga Ga video.

Bob Cookson
Bob "Short Order " Cookson was put on the 60-DL right before he healed. I Imagine the Brewers needed some room on the 40.

Humberto Ramirez
Humberto Ramirez took 2 weeks off to heal his stiff groin. Not sure which brothel he patronised?

Steve Thurston
Steve "I be a " Thurston is out for 2 weeks with a stiff oblique. It seems there is a rash of Ticy-Tac injuries in the Texas clubhouse. Is there a cream for that?? 

Ralph Kingston
This guy was on the AAA DL then promoted to the Bigs. It's tough days in Cleveland.

Jason Starr
Jason "Falling" Starr was looking for another Contract extension. A dislocated shoulder may have cratered that wish!!

Bobby Jennings
Bobby Jennings will miss 2 weeks with a Torn Miscus. I tore one of them in a Bangcock Whorehouse. very painful!! 

Bryan Brow
Poor Bryan 'Uni" Brow has a sore shoulder. Listen up Wuss, Get back to work Brook Shields!! Sore shoulder please!! 

Dean Ruffin
Dean "Tough'n " Ruffin is definatley not Rough enough. Just like last year hes out 2 weeks with back spasms. May have to change his nickname to "Not so"

Matthew Morton
This kid is having a tough rookie season. But as a former R-5 player he is just happy to be there. Perhaps Sand is rethinking his promotion. ....................Nah!!

INTERNATIONALS

Victor Ortiz Arizona Diamondbacks Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Boca Chica, DO Position(s): 2B/1B/COF/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

1.4 million for this low level Major Leaguer. well worth the price.

Alex Ramirez Arizona Diamondbacks Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Don Gregorio, DO Position(s): P (SuA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

stocking the minors

Felipe Maduro Milwaukee Brewers Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Rio San Juan, DO Position(s): 2B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

A nice AAA player

Anibal Vazquez Kansas City Royals Age: 22 B/T: R/R Born: Moncion, DO Position(s): P (SP4) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

1.8 million for this Headhunter!

Rafael Camacho Kansas City Royals Age: 18 B/T: S/R Born: Loma de Cabrera, DO Position(s): 2B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

A macho AA player

Teddy Scott Seattle Mariners Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Brisbane, AU Position(s): C View Hardball Dynasty Profile

5.4 million for this Bear of a player!! He will maul pitchers in Seattle.Teddy indeed!!

Harry Matos Baltimore Orioles Age: 18 B/T: L/L Born: Maiquetia, VE Position(s): P (SuA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

1.3 million for this pitching prospect. His health may Shave some numbers off Harry's projections.

Jimmie Perez Detroit Tigers Age: 22 B/T: R/R Born: Villa Vazquez, DO Position(s): P (SP1) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

a solid AA/AAA pitcher

Julio Morales Colorado Rockies Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Boca De Soco, DO Position(s): SS View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This defensive gem will be a DL darling!

Felipe James Detroit Tigers Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Boca Chica, DO Position(s): SS View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Yhey're are Flipping for Felipe in Detroit. Only 5.4 million and a Major league contract for this Nice prospect.Thats Flipping Crazy Good!!

Eugenio Benitez Colorado Rockies Age: 18 B/T: L/L Born: San Luis Rio Colorado, MX Position(s): P (SuA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

minor league Pen pitcher

Richard Hiro Colorado Rockies Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Uwajima, JP Position(s): P (SuB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Rich will not be a hero!!
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