TRADES
NO TRADES THIS WEEK
M L INJURIES
Yusmeiro Ortiz
Yusmeiro "Yuser" Ortiz was promoted to the bigs this season. Now the Rays feel used after he went on the DL with Back Spasms. In 2 weeks he will be back abusing M L pitchers.
Art Curtis
Speaking of Abuse! I guess WIS didn't like my column on Osimmy Been Downloaden. My starting 3rd basemen is out for 3 weeks with a ACL sprain. Art "Not without Sin" Curtis is the latest Ranger to pay for my indiscretions.
Bo Schmidt
Bo "dhisattva" Schmidt will miss 2 weeks with shoulder tendinitis. He is one of the most unhealthy players I've seen. So this DL stay is no big suprise for the White Sox.
Sammy Perez
Sammy "Rosie" Perez strained a hammy and will miss 2 weeks. Some one give this Dodger a Drink of Wooder.
Benny Cruz
Benny "The Bull" Cruz will explore the DL for 2 weeks. A strained hammy brought down the reigning All-Star MVP.Wylie must be seeing Red!
Arthur Bradshaw
Arthur "Bad" Bradshaw will miss a month with shoulder tendinitis. Toronto's 2 time FOY is on the last year of a big contract and will probably be a free agent next season. This injury is Not good for his future prospects.
INTERNATIONALS
Just a minor league innings eater
He makes a better DH than a Catcher
Eaten them innnings!
The eldest Bazardo brother has a shot to make the bigs. Bizarre ,I know!
Munching away in rookie ball
A DITR bump on his splits could propel him to the bigs
Kamakazi perhaps?
Never make it out of Rookie ball.
Maybe make my AA team......Maybe
The younger Bizardo brother was born in Mexico. Daddy was a Player!
I needed an Innings eater
Ditto!
Toothless in Seattle
Eat em and Bean them!
2.5 million with a S/T invite. Could be a big league regular. Splits are a tad weak.
10.3 million for Wang Dang sweet Pongtange. Hes gonna get him Some!
I needed some defensive help to rest the starters.
2.3 million for a Rangy player who can't hit.Woops!!
Minor league help??
15.8 million and a S/T invite for this future super-star. If he can stay of the DL that is.
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